Women’s Problems Go Straight Down The Toilet

Me: “Mom, you know what? I saw a talk show where a bunch of women were complaining about men leaving the toilet seat up and not refilling the toilet paper. They were so passionately upset about it. Can you believe that?”

Mom: “Well, yes. It’s a huge problem!”

Me: “Are you kidding me? There are worse problems from men than that!”

Mom: *completely serious* “Like what?”

(I wonder how this woman ever gave birth to me.)