Witless Vs Witness

(I am checking out an elderly woman. Off to the side is a younger woman, waiting impatiently and tapping her foot.)

Impatient Customer: “Excuse me!”

Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am. I’m just finishing up with this lady here, and I’ll be right with you.”

(The impatient customer lets out a loud sigh and walks out the door. She talks to her boyfriend. He then comes in.)

Impatient Customer’s Boyfriend: “What the h***, bro? Were you just rude to my woman?”

Me: “No, actually. Quite the opposite. Your friend was rude to this lady here as I was still waiting on her.”

Impatient Customer’s Boyfriend: “Whatever, bro. You’re lucky I don’t come over there and kick your a**.”

(The elderly customer claps, looking at me.)

Elderly Customer: “I’ll stay and watch and be your witness!”

(The boyfriend doesn’t know what to say, and then hesitantly leaves.)