With Over A Thousand Islands, You Have To Pick One
(A customer pulls up to the first window without ordering at the menu.)
Me: “Hi. Welcome to [Fast Food Place]! May I take your order?”
Customer: “Do you guys carry salad dressing?”
Me: “Yes, sir, we do have packets of ranch dressing—“
Customer: “No, do you have salad dressing?”
Me: *pause* “As I was saying, we have ranch, honey mustard, BBQ—“
Customer: “NO. Do. You. Have. Salad dressing?”
Me: “I have no idea what you’re talking about, and you’re clearly not willing to elaborate. No, we do not carry a product with the generic label of salad dressing. Do you maybe mean Thousand Island, which is pretty much a mix of ketchup and mayonnaise?”
Customer: “No, I mean salad dressing. How have you never heard of salad dressing? Whatever, thanks for nothing.” *drives away*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
