With No Bacon, Comes No Responsibility, Part 3
(I am working the counter at a sandwich shop when I get this exchange happens…)
Customer: “Can I get a BLT without the bacon?”
(When customers ask to remove certain items from their sandwiches, the sandwich price still remains the same. I decide to try to help the customer save some money…)
Me: “If you just want a lettuce and tomato sandwich you can select the build your own option and save some money if you’d like!”
Customer: “Why? I’m not poor! This shirt is cashmere!”
Me: “Oh, no, I never meant to imply that—”
Customer: “And who orders a plain lettuce and tomato sandwich? That’s poor people food! I ordered a BLT!”
Me: “…Without bacon?”
Customer: “That’s right!”
Me: “Will that be all?”
Related:
With No Bacon, Comes No Responsibility, Part 2
With No Bacon, Comes No Responsibility
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