With Great Power Comes Great Stupidity

(We’d been having bad weather in Indiana, including tornadoes. Several of my coworkers and I are in the lounge talking about it. One coworker isn’t the brightest crayon in the box.)

Coworker #1: “One family lost their house in the storms.”

Me: “That would suck. I know several lost electricity or a while, but at least their houses are still standing. I’d rather lose the electricity than the entire house.”

Coworker #2: “Not me. I’d rather have electricity!”