With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 23
(I love green bean casserole so I decide to make some for dinner even though it’s after Thanksgiving. This happens over text with my best friend. She loves bacon.)
Me: “I made green bean casserole for dinner.”
Best Friend: “Ew.”
Me: “Gasp!”
Best Friend: “Haha. I already told you that I hated green bean casserole. I loathe green beans in all forms. More than you hate peas.”
Me: “Impossible.”
Best Friend: “Not even close.”
Me: “No one can hate something more than I hate peas.”
Best Friend: “You underestimate my hatred. I hate green beans as much as I hate coffee.”
Me: “Hmmm… even with bacon in it?”
Best Friend: “Yes. Even then. Green beans would only taint the sanctity of Bacon.”
Me: “I love how you capitalized bacon.”
Best Friend: “Bacon is important.”
Related:
With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 22
With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 21
With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 20
With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 19
With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 18
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