With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 6
(My partner and I are texting each other while I’m on my lunch break at work. He’s out buying shoes. We have a history of arguing over who loves who more.)
Me: “Love you.”
Partner: “I love you more.”
Me: “Pfft!”
Partner: “I just bought you shoes.”
Me: “Well, I buy you food, and cook, and sort of clean, and bacon and salami!”
Partner: “You win. I can’t beat bacon.”
Me: “Ha! Yay! I win! I love you more, I love you more!”
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