With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 20
(I and my fiancée are skyping and I’m reading some funny submissions from FML when I read this.)
Me: “Today, my girlfriend asked me if I could love anything more than her, and if so, what. I guess ‘bacon’ was the wrong answer. FML.”
Fiancée: “Haha.”
Me: “I love you more than bacon.”
Fiancée: “I love you more than bacon.”
Me: “You don’t like bacon.”
Fiancée: “But I’ll eat it if it’s put in front of me.”
Related:
With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 19
With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 18
