With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 20

(Me and my fiancée are skyping and I’m reading some funny submissions from FML when I read this.)

Me: “Today, my girlfriend asked me if I could love anything more than her, and if so, what. I guess ‘bacon’ was the wrong answer. FML.”

Fiancée: “Haha.”

Me: “I love you more then bacon.”

Fiancée: “I love you more then bacon.”

Me: “You don’t like bacon.”

Fiancée: “But I’ll eat it if it’s put in front of me.”