With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 17

| Romantic | February 15, 2015

(My husband and I both work at the same small grocery store. One of the company’s policies is that the meat department has to cook bacon in the morning because the scent makes customers hungry and then they buy more. The cooked bacon is supposed to be sampled to customers, but if it’s slow staff can eat it. I see my husband deliver bacon to a couple of coworkers.)

Me: “Bacon?”

Husband: “Bacon?”

Me: “Bacon.”

Husband: “Bacon.”

(A few minutes later he brings me some.)

Husband: “Bacon.”

Me: “Bacon!”

(Weird stares from coworkers.)

 

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