With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 14
Restaurant | Romantic
| March 21, 2014
(My boyfriend and I are at a restaurant, discussing shows we want to see. I bring up a show I’ve wanted to see for a while.)
Boyfriend: “Oh! We totally need to see that one. It has a great soundtrack. Oh, but my ex gave me that CD.”
Me: “Then let’s make a different happy memory associated with that show instead.”
Boyfriend: “Yeah! You’re right!”
Me: “Uh-huh.”
Boyfriend: “You are the bacon of my life!”
Me: “The what?”
Boyfriend: “You make everything better!”
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