With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 13
(I’m having lunch by myself, when I overhear a conversation in the booth behind me. From their voices the couple sound like they were in their mid-twenties.)
Girl: *unbelievably large belch* “Oh, yeah! Top THAT!”
Guy: “That’s not fair. You chugged, like, a gallon of coke!”
Girl: “Gotta do what you gotta do to win!”
Guy: “Win what? Who’s more gross?”
Girl: “And here I thought guys LIKED girls who weren’t prissy!”
Guy: “There’s a difference between ‘not prissy’ and ‘that’s disgusting.’ It’s somewhere between ‘brush your teeth’ and ‘use more mouthwash,’ ‘cause you smell like old bacon.”
(To say the least, I didn’t want bacon for a few days after hearing that.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
