With Each (Not) Passing Day
(I’m working on the checkout. An elderly man who must be around eighty brings his shopping to my till. He unloads his shopping on the belt whilst whistling and singing to himself.)
Me: “Good morning, sir. You seem awfully jolly today.”
Customer: “Well, at my age… it’s just nice to be f***ing alive!”
Me: *laughs*
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
