With Each (Not) Passing Day

| Cornwall, UK | At The Checkout

(I’m working on the checkout. An elderly man who must be around 80 brings his shopping to my till. He unloads his shopping on the belt whilst whistling and singing to himself.)

Me: “Good morning, sir. You seem awfully jolly today.”

Customer: “Well, at my age…it’s just nice to be f***ing alive!”

Me: *laughs*

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