Wish You had Caught That On Tape

(Arriving at my grandparents’ place, my parents are greeted by a tremendous amount of noise. They cautiously enter, and within five minutes my dad comes running out, facing his two teenage brothers-in-law.)

Dad: “What? Is the cassette player broken?”

Uncle: “No, why?”

Dad: “Well, the radio is blaring, the turntable is at full volume, and the television set is screaming. Since the cassette player is silent, I was sure it was broken!”