Super Model Parenting

(I’m watching TV with my mom in her room.)

Mom: *turns to me* “I need to tell you something.”

Me: “What’s up?”

Mom: “It’s about your real parents. They’re international supermodels. And they wanted you to have a normal life, instead of going from country to country and never staying in one place long enough to make friends. So your dad and I adopted you so you could grow up like a normal girl.”

Me: *knowing she’s joking* “Wow, Mom, that’s great. Thank you, you know, for doing that and for letting me have a normal life. I really appreciate it.”

Mom: “Yeah… and they kept the pretty twin.”