Wish You Could Give Him The Other Finger

| Related | March 31, 2015

(For the past few days, I’ve been trying to get a hold of the hospital referral office to see why I have not been given anything about my referral two weeks after activating it. I finally get a representative on the phone when my dad walks in. He tries to talk to me, but I hold up a finger, which is my sign to ask for quiet since he is talking when the representative is.)

Me: *hangs up*

Dad: “You don’t give me the finger.”

Me: “Dad, you were talking while the representative was.”

Dad: “I don’t care; you don’t give me a finger to be quiet.”

Me: “Dad, I can’t listen to two conversations at the same time.”

Dad: “Because I was telling you not to let her hang up.”

Me: “And I didn’t. Remember, I told her to hold on when I asked you what you wanted me to ask.”

Dad: “Yes, you did, but you shouldn’t have given me the finger!”

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