Wish You Could Crayon Over That Joke

(I’m a hostess at a BBQ place, and we use team service, so guests can ask me for refills, biscuits, etc. I’m passing a party of eight when I get called over.)

Teenage Girl: “Excuse me, miss.”

Me: “Hey, what’s up?”

Teenage Girl: “Could I get a kid’s menu?”

Me: *jokingly* “Would you like the crayons, too?”

(She suddenly gets the most offended look on her face and stares at me.)

Teenage Girl: “NO.”

Me: “Sorry, miss, I was just kidding.”

(I went and grabbed her kid’s menu, but she glared at me the rest of the night.)

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