Wish You Could Chicken Out
Right
| October 11, 2015
Customer: “I’ll have a chicken sandwich.”
Me: “What kind of chicken?”
Customer: “Chicken.”
Me: “What kind of chicken?”
Customer: “Chicken!”
Me: “We have multiple kinds – the chicken breast, the chicken bacon ranch, the sriracha chicken melt, the chicken teriyaki, the buffalo chicken, and the cordon bleu. What kind?”
Customer: “The kind you always give me.”
Me: “Sir, I don’t know what your regular is.”
Customer: “Chicken Teriyaki.”
Me: “Thank you. Provolone, pepperjack, white American cheese?”
Customer: “Yes.”
Me: *looks for the nearest wall to bang his head into*
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