Wish They’d Remained Unnoticed
Bizarre, College & University, Ignoring & Inattentive, New York, Schoolmates, USA | Learning | November 6, 2017
(At this point, the semester is two months in.)
Guy #1: “Hey, man! Anthony!”
Guy #2: “It’s Chris.”
Guy #1: “Chris, right! D*** it. I keep doing that. I didn’t realize you were in this class!”
Guy #2: “You just noticed? I’ve been sitting behind you the entire time.”
Guy #1: “Yeah, but it’s early.”
Guy #2: “Midterm’s next week.”
Guy #1: “I mean, early in the day.”
Guy #2: “It’s 6:30. In the evening.”
Guy #1: “Yeah, so, uh, how’ve you been?”
([Guy #2] changed seats to the other side of the room without another word.)
