| Washington, DC, USA | Related | May 24, 2012

(As we finish dinner, I crack open a fortune cookie and read it.)

Me: “Mom? You told me my middle name is William.”

Mom: “Yes?”

Me: “But this fortune cookie says, ‘Wisdom is your middle name’. Now I have to go to DMV and get my license changed.”

Mom: “It’s wrong. It should be ‘wise-a**’.”

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