Wise-Cracks, Part 3

| Marthaville, LA, USA | Related | June 23, 2012

(I am 6 years old. My older brother is big for his age, and I am small for mine. However, I don’t let that keep me from fighting him.)

Me: *triumphantly after locking my brother in a submission hold on the living room floor* “Look, daddy! I wiped his a**!”

Dad: *laughing so hard he’s crying* “No, baby. You whipped his a**!”

Me: *pause* “Yeah, but I think he probably should wipe it!”

 

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