Wireless & Clueless

Coworker: “My monitor doesn’t work.”

Me: “What did you do now?”

Coworker: “Nothing, I was just cleaning my desk.”

(I go over to his desk, and find the monitor power cord on the floor, instead of connected to the monitor.)

Me: “Well, your monitor’s power is disconnected.”

Coworker: “Oh, yeah, I disconnected it. I didn’t like all the wires going through the wire hole!”