Wireless, Clueless, Hopeless, Part 38
I work at a small electronics chain which carries everything from batteries, to cell phones, to cables, to gaming consoles. It is Back to School week and we are getting all sorts of calls for random cables and adaptors.
Me: “Thanks for calling [Store]. How can I help you?”
Customer: “Hi. Do you have wireless ethernet cords?”
Me: “I’m sorry. Did you say, ‘wireless ethernet cords’?”
Customer: “Yeah. Wireless ethernet cords. Do you have them?”
Me: “Do you mean wireless adaptors or do you mean you need an ethernet cord?”
Customer: “No. I need a wireless ethernet cord.”
Me: “By definition, an ethernet ‘cord’ cannot be wireless.”
Customer: “Yeah, sure. Whatever, man.” *Click*
Related:
Wireless, Clueless, Hopeless, Part 37
Wireless, Clueless, Hopeless, Part 36
Wireless, Clueless, Hopeless, Part 35
Wireless, Clueless, Hopeless, Part 34
Wireless, Clueless, Hopeless, Part 33
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
