Wireless, Clueless, Hopeless, Part 30
(I work in tech support for an Internet company, taking calls for installers that are having issues with the install. The following is a call I receive.)
Me: “What kind of issue are you having?”
Caller: “I am not able to get on the Internet.”
Me: “Okay, let me take a look.”
(I pause a moment to confirm the modem is provisioning.)
Me: “The modem is provisioned correctly. Have you checked your IP address?”
Caller: *silence*
Me: “Do you know how to check for the IP?”
Caller: “Negative.”
Me: “Okay, no problem. What operating system are you using?”
Caller: *silence*
Me: “Vista, 7, XP?”
Caller: *silence*
Me: “Okay, what does your start button look like? Round with the Windows logo in the center?”
Caller: “You mean the circle with the rainbow looking thing in the center?”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.