Wireless, Clueless, Hopeless, Part 26
Coffee Shop | Right | March 16, 2016
(I work at a frozen custard and coffee shop. To draw in customers we also offer free wifi.)
Customer: “I’ll get a mocha custard with extra chocolate. And what is a ‘wehfeh?'”
Me: “I’m sorry?”
Customer: “Oh, um, a weefee?” *she points to the sign*
Me: “Oh! Wifi!”
Customer: “Oh! Oh, yes, sure. This says I can get it free?”
Me: “Yep.”
(There’s a long pause while the woman stares at me.)
Customer: *getting a little impatient* “What is it? Okay, is it a smoothie or custard or drink?”
(I’m a little at a loss for words so it takes me a minute to compose my answer.)
Me: “Oh, it’s, you know, it’s Internet. Like wireless Internet?” *the woman starts frowning at me* “For using your laptop or phone in the store.”
Customer: “I want my custard to go.”
