Wireless, Clueless, And Hopeless, Part 13
(A customer comes up to me holding two controllers.)
Customer: “Hi. I’d like to know what the differences are between these controllers.”
Me: “Well, this controller is wireless, and this one is wired.”
Customer: “What does that mean?”
Me: “It means one of the controllers has a wire, and the other one does not.”
Customer: “What does that mean?”
Me: “Uh, one of the controllers has a physical cord that comes out of it.”
Customer: “But what does that mean?”
Me: “This controller has a cord to connect to the console. This other controller does not have a cord.”
Customer: “Ooh, so it’s like it’s wired!”
