Wireless And Headless

(I work in a library. I am setting up half an hour before opening. Our overnight returns is just a “hole in the wall” style with a flap that lifts up, rather than a proper chute. I am setting up the returns room computers, when I turn around and see a head wedged sideways in the overnight returns.)

Me: *screams and jumps*

Customer: *with head in overnight returns* “Can you help me connect to the Wi-Fi?”