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Wired For The Stone Age

, , , , , | Right | July 30, 2009

(I walk up to an older man playing with an iPhone in our electronics store.)

Me: “Hello, sir, do you need any help?”

Customer: “Naw, but I was wondering… why does this darn thing work with my finger, but not my fingernails?”

Me: “Well, your body has electricity running through it, but your fingernails don’t conduct–”

Customer: “Electricity in my body? My body?”

Me: “Yes, sir. We all have electricity running through our bodies.”

Customer: “This is outrageous! D*** technology! We didn’t have that s*** prancin’ around our bodies in back in my day!”

Me: “Sir, we’ve always–”

Customer: “Forget it! What’s the d*** world coming to?” *walks away mumbling*


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