Wired For The Stone Age
(I walk up to an older man playing with an iPhone in our electronics store.)
Me: “Hello, sir, do you need any help?”
Customer: “Naw, but I was wondering… why does this darn thing work with my finger, but not my fingernails?”
Me: “Well, your body has electricity running through it, but your fingernails don’t conduct–”
Customer: “Electricity in my body? My body?”
Me: “Yes, sir. We all have electricity running through our bodies.”
Customer: “This is outrageous! D*** technology! We didn’t have that s*** prancin’ around our bodies in back in my day!”
Me: “Sir, we’ve always–”
Customer: “Forget it! What’s the d*** world coming to?” *walks away mumbling*
This story is part of our iPhone roundup!
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What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
