Winter Is Staying

(A friend moved from California to Colorado a few years ago and to say the change in climes has been a shock to her would be an understatement. This conversation happens on a well-known social media site.)

Friend: “♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ It’s beginning to look a lot like Chrisstmaaaa ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫… Wait, isn’t tomorrow frickin’ MAY?!”

Friend’s Husband: “Three months of summer; nine months of winter.”

Friend: “Three months? Last year, summer was on a Wednesday.”