Winner Of The Hunger Games
(I’m at my in-laws’ home. My two-month-old daughter has just woken up, and is hungry.)
Father-in-law: “Maybe I should hold her. Sometimes she smiles at the sound of my voice.”
Me: “Sometimes she sees my boob and smiles.”
Husband: “We have a winner.”
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