The Windy City Versus The Windbag Customer

, , , , | Right | February 1, 2018

(I’m around 19 with blonde hair and dimples, working my summer job while I attend college. I’m trying to be just ordinarily pleasant.)

Customer: “You’re so cute and friendly! You must be Canadian!”

Me: “Actually, I’m from Chicago!”

Customer: “UGH! Why would anyone want to be from there?!

Me: *counting the ways this question is weird*

Customer: *accusatorily* “AND, you don’t have a Chicago accent!”

Me: “Um, sorry?!”

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