Wind Down Break Up

| Romantic | June 29, 2012

(I frequently drive my niece and nephew around, and usually keep the window lock on so only the driver can open windows. I’m going on a drive with my girlfriend of just two weeks.)

Girlfriend: *tries to open window* “Hey! Let me open the window!”

Me: “Oh sorry, I was driving [niece and nephew] around earlier.”

Girlfriend: *humph*

(Later, at a stop light.)

Girlfriend: *stabbing at the window controls* ā€œD*** it, why did you lock it again? I want to open it! God, you’re so controlling with your car! I don’t think I can take it. It’s over!ā€

Me: “Your window’s already all the way open.”

Girlfriend: *silence* “…I don’t care.”

(That was the break-up.)

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