Wind Down Break Up
(I frequently drive my niece and nephew around, and usually keep the window lock on so only the driver can open windows. I’m going on a drive with my girlfriend of just two weeks.)
Girlfriend: *tries to open window* “Hey! Let me open the window!”
Me: “Oh sorry, I was driving [niece and nephew] around earlier.”
Girlfriend: *humph*
(Later, at a stop light.)
Girlfriend: *stabbing at the window controls* “D*** it, why did you lock it again? I want to open it! God, you’re so controlling with your car! I don’t think I can take it. It’s over!”
Me: “Your window’s already all the way open.”
Girlfriend: *silence* “…I don’t care.”
(That was the break-up.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?