How To Win The War Against Telemarketers, Part 33

(An insurance company has been phoning me repeatedly, claiming that their system shows I was in a car accident.)

Cold Caller: “Hello. Our records show you were involved in an accident that wasn’t your fault.”

Me: “That’s where you’re wrong. You see, it wasn’t an accident. That b****** had it coming to him!”

Cold Caller: *hangs up*

(They never phoned again.)

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How To Win The War Against Telemarketers, Part 32
How To Win The War Against Telemarketers, Part 31
How To Win The War Against Telemarketers, Part 30