Will You Meow-rry Me, Part 2

(I’m visiting my boyfriend at his dad’s house. We’re talking as he’s cleaning his cats’ litter-box.)

Boyfriend: “So, my dad’s asking if you’ll visit again during Thanksgiving.”

Me: “Thanks, but I’ll be spending Thanksgiving with my family.”

Boyfriend: “Am I not considered family?”

Me: “I love you, but I don’t. Not unless we get married or something.”

Boyfriend: “…will you marry me?”

Me: “…I’m going to pretend you didn’t just fake propose to me while holding a bag of cat poop.”