Will You Just Cut That Out?!
(I work in a chain kitchenware store.)
Customer: “You just left a knife here out in the open!”
Me: “You mean my box cutter?”
Customer: “Yes!”
Me: “That I was using to cut open boxes?”
Customer: “Yes!”
Me: “The boxes I was actively cutting open until I got up to help you?”
Customer: “Yes! It’s very dangerous!”
Me: “How foolish of me.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
