Will Suck At Being An Appropriate Parent
(I’m seven-months pregnant and out of it. My husband is getting ready to go to work, and kisses me on the neck.)
Husband: “Why did the girl vampire not like the boy vampire?”
Me: *grunts*
Husband: “Because he had bat breath!”
Me: *completely monotone* “Oh. I thought it was because he sucks too much.”
Husband: “That’s… not very kid appropriate.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.