Will Somebody Please Think Of The Pr0n
Me: “Hello, [Computers]. How may I help you?”
Customer: “Yeah, my computer has a ton of viruses. I was told I need a complete wipe. Can you guys do that?”
Me: “Yes, we can, sir. Can I just ask why you think your computer needs a full wipe?”
Customer: “Yeah, well, my son was looking at p*rn a few days ago, and now it won’t work at all. That’s why I’d like my computer wiped.”
Me: “All right, then, sir. You can bring in your computer anytime today. I just want to ask if there’s any files you want us to save before you do.”
Customer: “Yeah, can you save my p*rn?”
Me: “I’m… sorry?”
Customer: “Can you save my p*rn?”
Me: “Yes, sir, we can definitely save all your… files. We just aren’t able to move any programs over unless you have the CD.”
Customer: “No, I have all the CD’s. I’ll do it all myself. I just want to know if you can save my p*rn.”
Me: “Yes, sir, we can save all your files. Word documents, JPEGs–”
Customer: “–and my p*rn.”
Me: “Yes.”
Customer: “Great. I’ll bring it in this afternoon.” *click*
(Fortunately, he never came in.)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
