Will Scream Murder At You Later
(My mom, my grandmother, and I are at [Home Improvement Store]. We are looking at these shish-ka-bobs things that would allow you to cook the stuff on the grill, and a thing to push down to get the food off, without burning yourself.)
Worker: *walking by* “Are you ladies finding everything all right?”
Me: “Yeah, we’re just looking for things to murder each other with.”
Mom: *shouts my name*
Worker: *smiles and walks away laughing*
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
