Will Remain The Apple Of Someone Else’s Eye

(I pull up to a popular coffee shop drive-thru. It’s rainy and kind of cold outside, so I want something warm to start my day.)

Employee: “Hi. Welcome to [Coffee Shop]. What can I get started for you?”

Me: “Hi. Can I get a venti caramel apple cider, please?”

Employee: “Okay. And you said green tea, right?”

Me: “No, I said caramel apple cider.”

Employee: “Okay, we’ll have that at the next window for you.”

(I got green tea. They don’t even sound the same.)