Will Power On Aisle 2
Teenage Girl: “Do you guys sell that contraceptive ‘abstinence’?”
Me: “Abstinence?”
Teenage Girl: “Yeah! Abstinence! I read that it’s the only 100% way to not get pregnant!”
Me: “That’s right. But, abstinence is to not have sex, like, abstain from.”
Teenage Girl: “Well, that just sucks!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.