I Will Be Popular, By Hook Or By Crook

, , , , | Friendly | December 19, 2017

(My friend and I just completed a production of ‘Peter Pan.’ I was Wendy, and he played Captain Hook.)

Me: “[Friend]! This little girl came up to me and gave me a flower and said she thought I was really pretty and wanted to be nice like me when she grew up!”

Friend: “Well, that’s nice. A little girl came up to me and said that I was evil and deserved to be eaten by the crocodile.”

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