Will Not Lie Down On This Job
(I work in a polygraph office.)
Caller: “Do you do polygraphs for infidelity problems?”
Me: “Yes.”
Caller: “Do you charge money for them?”
Me: “Yes.”
(I can already see where this is going, but I remain professional.)
Caller: “Uhm, do you do the kind, where, uh…”
Me: “Maybe it would help if you could explain the situation to me.”
Caller: “Well… my brother’s wife wants him to take a polygraph for cheating on her and he knows he would fail. Do you do the ones where you just write up something and what do you charge?”
Me: “No, sir! That would be…”
Caller: “Illegal? They do ’em in Texas.”
Me: “Well, we don’t do ‘that kind’ and no polygrapher with professional standards would. It would be unethical.”
Caller: “But not illegal… right?”
This story is part of our Cheaters roundup!
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