Happiness Doesn’t Get Blanket Coverage

(My husband and I are getting ready for bed. We are each playing on a handheld game system. I accidentally drop my stylus off the bed and turn to reach for it, pulling the blankets with me.)

Husband: *grumbling about the blankets* “Hey! You ruined my happy!”

Me: “It’s okay. You’re not allowed to be happy. You’re married.”