Will Never Hear The End Of It

(My boyfriend and I are at Friend #1’s house for her birthday. My boyfriend and her boyfriend, Friend #2, are in the kitchen talking while Friend #1 and I are in another room preparing drinks.)

Friend #2: “Man, [Friend #1] hardly ever hears me, even if I’m standing right beside her.”

Boyfriend: “That’s okay. [My Name] hears me say her name whenever I say it, even if we’re in different rooms.”

Me: *from the other room* “Are you talking about me?!”

Boyfriend: “See?”