Will Need To Scotch Any Potential Rumors

, | Perth, WA, Australia | Learning | March 5, 2014

(It is the last day of the year. My English teacher is shouting out advice for the summer while everyone is leaving the class at the end of the day.)

Teacher: “Wear sun cream when you leave the house and remember to stay hydrated. Eat fruits like oranges and melons. Drink a lot. Go for juices and water… and… um…”

Me: *whispers while walking past* “Whisky, gin…”

Teacher: “Whisky, gin!”

(Pause.)

Teacher: “No! Wait! Don’t do that!”

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