Will Make You See Red
Customer: “Excuse me; can you help me find this, please? It was on the fitting room discard rack.”
Me: “I can certainly try, madam, but perhaps—”
Customer: “Great!” *grabs me and drags me to the women’s section*
(I spend the next twenty minutes trying to find the right shirt for her, but I’m having difficulty discerning one from another.)
Customer: “What the f*** is wrong with you?! That’s green! What are you, colour-blind?”
Me: “Yes.”
Customer: “Oh!”
(The customer walked away and found a worker who had been on the department the entire time, looking over at me sympathetically without bothering to help. They found the right shirt within thirty seconds.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
