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Will Make You Beliebe In Yourself

| Related | April 21, 2016

(I’ve had severe self-esteem issues since middle school due to bullying, and even several years later, despite the best efforts of my family, it’s not something I’ve managed to get over yet. My mom and I are in the kitchen, eating lunch when Justin Bieber’s “Love Yourself” starts playing on the radio.)

Mom: *jokingly* “This is a song you should listen to every day.”

Me: “Sorry… what?”

Mom: “It’s called Love Yourself, so you should listen to it every day so that you learn to love yourself.”

Me: “Uh, Mom? This song isn’t meant to be loving; it’s meant to be insulting.”

Mom: “But it’s called Love Yourself!”

Me: “Yeah, but he sings ‘My Mama don’t like you, and she likes everyone.’ And the chorus goes “If you like the way you look that much, oh, baby, you should go and love yourself.’”

Mom: “…”

Me: “Basically, he’s singing ‘F*** you, b****.’”

Mom: “Oh!” *laughs* “Well, then you shouldn’t listen to it every day!”

Me: “Also, the singer is Justin Bieber. He’s an a**-hole. I want nothing to do with him.”

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