Will Have To Make Some Lifestyle Changes

, , , | Right | August 2, 2019

(I work in the music and DVD department of my store.)

Me: “Thank you for holding. This is [My Name] in music; how can I help you?”

Customer: “I wanted to complain about a DVD I just bought. It doesn’t work!”

Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am. What’s going on with it?”

Customer: “It won’t pause! It will stop, rewind, and fast forward, but it won’t pause.”

Me: “That sounds like it’s a problem with the player, not the disc.”

Customer: “Of course it’s the disc; my player’s worked for years! How am I supposed to go to the bathroom if I can’t pause it?”

Me: “Well, you can stop it. But if that doesn’t work, you can bring it in and we can exchange it. We’ll be open until 10:00 pm.”

Customer: “But I don’t want to stop it; I want to pause it! You need to stock DVDs that work! This DVD just won’t fit into my lifestyle!” *click*

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