Will Have To Live With Just Getting Caught In The Rain

| Working | December 19, 2015

(My floor manager is ringing on register when the pineapple’s barcode tells her it’s not in the system. She walkies the produce manager to ask about it.)

Product Manager: “Yeah, there’s a world wide shortage on pineapple. We’ll be getting a new shipment of tags soon.”

Floor Manager: “I hope that doesn’t hurt my piña coladas next week.”

(Our grocery manager decides to pipe in.)

Grocery Manager: “Canned pineapple works better.”

Floor Manager: “Yeah, but I need to have it served by the cute pool boys on the boat when I’m on vacation.”

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