Will Have To Hammer The Concept Into Their Skull

| Learning | January 26, 2016

(My school has a program where the fifth graders are all assigned a kindergarten partner to take to their bus. I am in fifth grade when this happens.)

My Teacher: “Okay, today you will all be assigned your kindergarten partners. We are going to go to their classroom now and meet them.”

(We walk in a line to the kindergarten classroom. The teachers assign me my partner and I am meeting him.)

Me: “Hello! I’m [My Name]. I guess we’re gonna be partners.”

Partner: “NO! F*** YOU! I WILL EAT YOUR SKULL AND WATCH YOU CRY!”

Me: “…”

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